In Optimus Prime We Trust

Optimus Prime likes to tickle the ivories.

Optimus Prime is the Guitar Hero.

Optimus Prime falls victim to Soundwave’s Operation: Celine Dion.

Optimus Prime is going to pump up the volume.

Optimus Prime gets down.

Optimus Prime raps.

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In Optimus Prime We Trust

Optimus Prime is studly.

Optimus Prime is manly.

Optimus Prime doesn’t have time to bleed.

Optimus Prime could be pretty.

Optimus Prime is soft and cuddly.

Optimus Prime is fruity.

Optimus Prime is girly.

Optimus Prime is homely.

Optimus Prime is in the family way.

Optimus Prime needs child support.

Optimus Prime has a shotgun wedding.

In Optimus Prime We Trust

Optimus Prime has an axe to grind.

Optimus Prime rules the seven seas.

Optimus Prime is f’in metal.

Optimus Prime has a magnetic personality.

Optimus Prime sees things in black and white.

Optimus Prime is in pole position.

Optimus Prime is going to burn rubber.

Optimus Prime has the right Technic.

Optimus Prime is … wha-…?

In Optimus Prime We Trust

Optimus Prime is full of hot air. [via]

Optimus Prime will not fly.

Optimus Prime is art.

Optimus Prime is a turkey.

Optimus Prime is micro. [via]

Optimus Prime might be a giant.

Optimus Prime got game.

Optimus Prime is a Hollywood player.

Optimus Prime laughs at Oscar.

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