In Optimus Prime We Trust

Optimus Prime is yummy.
Best case scenario: smile on face. Worst case scenario: woman chokes on toy, Kaiyodo announces product recall.

Ladies love Optimus Prime.

Ladies love Optimus Prime.

Ladies love Optimus Prime.

Ladies love Optimus Prime.

Optimus Prime and his lady.

Optimus Prime is a lady.
Wait, what?

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